A Turkish man went to see a Chinese Fish and Chip Shop owner on GREEN LANES about a dog. He bought some savaloy and had a chat. The Chinese man had two dogs for sale. The Turkish man said he saw the advert in the local news. He wanted to take both dogs. The Chinese man decided he did not want to sell the dogs to him. The Turkish man became very angry and said he has a contract as he has accepted the offer in the news paper advertisement about the two dogs. The Turkish man said "You better give me what you have." So, the Chinese man gave him more savaloy. The Turkish man walked out and accused the Chinese man of assaulting him. This was in the 1960's so there was no shop video except on the Chinese man's Sony Transistor radio. The Chinese man, when discussing the situation with the local Bobby named Justicy Dodd, said he did not commit any assault on the man although it is alleged by the Turkish man that the Chinese Fish and Chip Shop owner did a Bruce Lee move and hit the Turkish man in the head with an 11 inch red Savaloy and said "Beg" 300 times. They were both members of the Synagogue in Hackney near Seven Sisters Tube Station. This is really a test of the balance of probabilities. The Chinese Cook was arrested because the Turkish man got his girlfriend to whip him with her right hand that only had four fingers like her father's hand. He used his missing finger to conceive her. He nicknamed the finger "Burrowes." She was then adopted by a Baptist Minister in Cuba who lived in Pearl James Harbour. The Turkish woman thought that maybe they could own the shop since it is Fish and Chips and she said they are more white and they should win since what Chinese man could be white, Irish or English enough to own an Angel Patrick(TM) pub or fish and chip shop? We should be able to just beat him and we want to think the police won't mind since its ethnic against ethnic violence; yah! Goulay Goulay. Constable Justicy Dodd recalled a principle from her culture that said "...if there is no other evidence, it is oath vs. oath and that is not good enough." But, because it was kind of sexual with the 11 inch savaloy he knew his fellow constables would not let it go so easily so they thought it would be best for the Chinese man to set a trial date. The Turkish man never really could say when he went to see the Chinese man about the dog. He could not remember. He said he did not get anything. But, thank God that Constable Justicy Dodd could at least recall those golden principles from his golden Bahamian Scottish culture. With use of early primitive recording devices, the Constable decided to follow his hunch about an ulterior motive and heard the Turkish man say with some allusion to the Jamaican culture, that he needs to know what he is worth and that "..the Chinese man named Reuben Gad Fu cannot be over them in a England with any funny business named Angel Patrick and I know I can own it...run it better..with stamina..I will do whatever I want to him..steal his mail, his bank cards and use his NHS health card as my own since I must look like King George's son born in a de Dominican...see because..awoh!!" The Constable arrested the Turkish man for hate Crimes, Assault and uttering false statements contrary to the Offences Against the Persons Act 1861. The Chinese man decided to rename his shop as Salvar a las personas con un ingreso mínimo universal, ahorrar Agua. In short, he named it "Salvar a las personas con un ingreso ahorrar Agua" for the best hot fish in town and savaloy. There is only one thing; the savaloy was a special order product from Spectre to keep the English people a bit drugged up with LSD so that they might do a lot of stupid, selfish, criminally minded competitive things. If the Chinese man's sale of LSD laced Savaloy is found out by Constable Dodd at any time, what is Constable Dodd obligated to do in fulfilment of his job contract? The brief answer is that Constable Dodd must arrest Mr.Reuben Gad Fu for administering a noxious substance while he may have a defence as Mr. Reuben says he only knows about little radios in the sausages but not about any drugs. There is just one thing; would the advertisement be a contractual offer or an invitation to treat offers? See Partridge v. Crittenden. Partridge v Crittenden [1968] 1 WLR 1204 is an English case, which was heard by the Divisional Court of the Queen's Bench Division of the High Court of England and Wales on appeal from the Magistrates' Court and is well-known (amongst other cases) for establishing the legal precedent in English contract law, that advertisements are usually considered to be invitations to treat.[1][2] Angel Ronan Greenfield Urban Law Group.

A Turkish  man went to see a Chinese Fish and Chip Shop owner on GREEN LANES about a dog. He bought some savaloy and had a chat. The Chinese man had two dogs for sale.  The Turkish man said he saw the advert in the local news.  He wanted to take both dogs.  The Chinese man decided he did not want to sell the dogs to him.  The Turkish man became very angry and said he has a contract as he has accepted the offer in the news paper advertisement about the two dogs.  The Turkish man said "You better give me what you have."   So, the Chinese man gave him more savaloy.  The Turkish man walked out and accused the Chinese man of assaulting him.  This was in the 1960's so there was no shop video except on the Chinese man's Sony Transistor radio.  The Chinese man, when discussing the situation with the local Bobby named  Justicy Dodd, said he did not commit any assault on the man although it is alleged by the Turkish man that the Chinese Fish and Chip Shop owner did a Bruce Lee move and hit the Turkish man  in the head with an  11 inch red Savaloy and said "Beg" 300 times. They were both members of the Synagogue in Hackney near Seven Sisters Tube Station.
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This is  really a test of the balance of probabilities.  The Chinese Cook was arrested because the Turkish man got his girlfriend to whip him with her right  hand that only had four fingers like her father's  hand.  He used his missing finger to conceive her. He nicknamed the finger "Burrowes."   She was then adopted by a Baptist Minister in Cuba who lived in Pearl James Harbour.  The Turkish woman thought that maybe they could own the shop since it is Fish and Chips and she said they are more white and they should win since what Chinese man could be white, Irish  or English enough to own an Angel Patrick(TM) pub or fish and chip shop? We should be able to just beat him and we want to think  the police won't mind since its ethnic against ethnic violence; yah! Goulay Goulay.   Constable Justicy Dodd recalled a principle from her culture that said "...if there is no other evidence,  it is oath vs. oath and that is not good enough." But, because it was kind of sexual with the 11 inch savaloy he knew his fellow constables would not let it go so easily so they thought it would be best for the Chinese man to set a trial date.  The Turkish man never really could say when he went to see the Chinese man about the dog. He could not remember. He said he did not get anything.    But, thank God that Constable Justicy Dodd could at least recall those golden principles from his golden Bahamian Scottish culture. With use of early primitive recording devices, the Constable decided to follow his hunch about an ulterior motive and heard the Turkish man say with some allusion to the Jamaican culture, that he needs to know what he is worth and that "..the Chinese man named Reuben Gad Fu cannot be over them  in a England with any funny business named Angel Patrick and I know I can own it...run it better..with stamina..I will do whatever I want to him..steal his mail, his bank cards and use his NHS health card as my own since I must look like King George's son born in a de Dominican...see because..awoh!!"  The Constable arrested the Turkish man for hate Crimes, Assault  and uttering false statements contrary to the Offences Against the Persons Act 1861. The Chinese man decided to rename his shop as Salvar a las personas con un ingreso mínimo universal, ahorrar Agua. In short, he named it  "Salvar a las personas con un ingreso ahorrar Agua" for the best hot fish in town and savaloy. There is only one thing; the savaloy was a special order product from Spectre to keep the English people a bit drugged up with LSD so that they might do a lot of stupid, selfish, criminally minded competitive things.  If the Chinese man's sale of LSD laced Savaloy is found out by Constable Dodd at any time, what is Constable Dodd obligated to do in fulfilment of his job contract? The brief answer is that Constable Dodd must arrest Mr.Reuben Gad Fu for administering a noxious substance while he may have a defence as Mr. Reuben says he only knows about little radios in the sausages but not about any drugs.


There is just one thing; would the advertisement be a contractual offer or an invitation to treat offers?  See Partridge v. Crittenden.

Partridge v Crittenden [1968] 1 WLR 1204 is an English case, which was heard by the Divisional Court of the Queen's Bench Division of the High Court of England and Wales on appeal from the Magistrates' Court and is well-known (amongst other cases) for establishing the legal precedent in English contract law, that advertisements are usually considered to be invitations to treat.^[1][2]



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