This just in; a store has been closed on repeated occasions since one of their legacy employees has repeatedly sipped or licked the hair spray nozzles on hair sprays, affecting children and entire families with some children rushed to St. Jude's after their hair turned green and their clothing broke open. Then they started saying you should not make them angry. We would like to know why these hair products are not sealed like aspirin, milk, cookies, vitamins, candy or gums. The manufacturer is facing law suits similar to George v Skivington. The DNA match against the dentist database and dynacare records confirm. S Warrant has been issued for apprehension. The culprits vehicle is packed and ready for escape back to Missouri where he was born.
This just in; a store has been closed on repeated occasions since one of their legacy employees has repeatedly sipped or licked the hair spray nozzles on hair sprays, affecting children and entire families with some children rushed to St. Jude's after their hair turned green and their clothing broke open. Then they started saying you should not make them angry. We would like to know why these hair products are not sealed like aspirin, milk, cookies, vitamins, candy or gums.
The manufacturer is facing law suits similar to George v Skivington. The DNA match against the dentist database and dynacare records confirm. S Warrant has been issued for apprehension. The culprits vehicle is packed and ready for escape back to Missouri where he was born.
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