This just in; a bank opened an account and issued a card to the customer. A man named Jam shows up at the branch with no shoes on. He has never made an application to the bank to transact any business. The customer service rep did not check ID and handed Jam the card. The customer to whom it was issued is named Mr. Good! Not Jam Esinapickel. Jam proceeded to a car dealership and bought a vehicle; a Renault A5. He drove off with it. The card is now cancelled and the police were notified once the bank head office became aware of the fraud. Mr. Good called in, looking for his account and card. The authorities have apprehended Jam. The car dealer called the authorities. It was retrieved by the dealers and the registration was cancelled due to the fraud. ONE BANK REPRESENTATIVE FAILED TO SEE THE ISSUE AND THOUGHT HE WOULD MIS-ADVISE THE CUSTOMER fraudulently. He said that the....and that.....! But, that was contrary to the facts on the bank's book. He drinks Doom Bar Lager and he speaks really well, very official but is just off. He was arrested and fired for Aiding and Abetting the fraud. He who is faithful with little is faithful with much. He who is unfaithful with little is unfaithful. But, we can send them for training. In defence of the bank's persona following the fraud by the branch staff and Shoeless Jam, the bank is contacting Mr. GOOD CONCERNING THE DELAY, advising him TO CONTACT ANOTHER BRANCH THAT is not IN THE PROCESS OF BEING CLOSED due to fraud. It seems Jam thought that the card would just have money on it, maybe an overdraft. He bought a vehicle before he bought shoes. He had registered a business with Tide called the Ronan Manchester Liverpool Football Supporters Club. He seems to have thought the account would be funded secretly. What the Sh##t? The victim of this occurrence in Skegness is the Crown ultimately, the bank and the car dealer as well as Mr.Good for the attempted impersonation. The bank advised him of the situation today. They sent him an email also. Some aboriginals in 2021 are still having problems with the phenomenon of formal identity as they challenge this. It could be ancestral. But, we are all aboriginals essentially. Written by the Average Graduate and Citizen.

This just in; a bank opened an account and issued a card to the customer.   A man named Jam shows up at the branch with no shoes on.   He has never made an application to the bank to transact any business.   The customer service rep did not check ID and handed Jam the card. The customer to whom it was issued is named Mr. Good! Not Jam  Esinapickel.    Jam proceeded to a car dealership and bought a vehicle; a Renault A5.    He drove off with it.  The card is now cancelled and the police were notified once the bank head office became aware of the fraud.  Mr. Good called in, looking for his account and card.  The authorities have apprehended Jam. The car dealer called the authorities.  It was retrieved by the dealers and the registration was cancelled due to the fraud.  ONE BANK REPRESENTATIVE FAILED TO SEE THE ISSUE AND THOUGHT HE WOULD MIS-ADVISE THE CUSTOMER fraudulently. He said that the....and that.....! But, that was contrary to the facts on the bank's book. He drinks Doom Bar Lager and he speaks really well, very official but is just off.    He was arrested and fired for Aiding and Abetting the fraud.  He who is faithful with little is faithful with much. He who is unfaithful with little is unfaithful. But, we can send them for training.  

In defence of the bank's persona following the fraud by the branch staff and Shoeless Jam, the bank is contacting Mr. GOOD CONCERNING THE DELAY, advising him TO CONTACT ANOTHER BRANCH THAT is not IN THE PROCESS OF BEING CLOSED due to fraud.   

It seems Jam thought that the card would just have money on it, maybe an overdraft. He bought a vehicle before he bought shoes. He had registered a business with Tide called the Ronan Manchester Liverpool Football Supporters Club. He seems to have thought the account would be funded secretly. What the Sh##t?        

The victim of this occurrence in Skegness is the Crown ultimately, the bank and the car dealer as well as Mr.Good for the attempted impersonation. The bank advised him of the situation today.  They sent him an email also. Some aboriginals in 2021 are still having problems with the phenomenon of formal identity as they challenge this.  It could be ancestral.  But, we are all aboriginals essentially.  

Written by the Average Graduate and Citizen.